Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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