This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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