You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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