I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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