You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
His nipple licking is glorious
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