If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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