as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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