I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.