I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for