Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.