Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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