office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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