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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.

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• (650): View more from California

  My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard

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• (716): View more from New York

  Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.

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• (212): View more from New York

  She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now

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  It's five in the morning. wtf?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.

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