ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?