I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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