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Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?

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(810): Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"? http://tfl.nu/nq90

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.

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(617): Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston. http://tfl.nu/p3k5

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash

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GO. BACK. NOW.

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(513): I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash (1-513): GO. BACK. NOW. http://tfl.nu/zc24

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours

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(615): Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours http://tfl.nu/h5ci

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(860): View more from Connecticut

remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection

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I hate that ur telling me this.

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(860): remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection (781): I hate that ur telling me this. http://tfl.nu/g3sb

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(914): View more from New York

She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.

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(914): She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl. http://tfl.nu/b8qp

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(513): View more from Ohio

Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better

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(513): Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better http://tfl.nu/bqq0

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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...

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(530): my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad... http://tfl.nu/yh1f

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(250): View more from British Columbia

How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?

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(250): How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time? http://tfl.nu/zyvh

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(240): View more from Maryland

It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother

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(240): It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother http://tfl.nu/obkn

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(254): View more from Texas

I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.

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He's majoring in Religion

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(254): I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka. (254): He's majoring in Religion http://tfl.nu/gx54

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles

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(+44): Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles http://tfl.nu/aiso

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?

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(803): It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you? http://tfl.nu/tv5z

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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.

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(425): You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does. http://tfl.nu/9qkn

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(727): View more from Florida

idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text

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(727): idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text http://tfl.nu/1tkt

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