By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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