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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.

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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him

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(816): View more from Missouri

peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time

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(956): View more from Texas

while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"

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(509): View more from Washington

Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much

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(347): View more from New York

I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone

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