if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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