She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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