Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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