I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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