is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
