People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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