can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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