I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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