I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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