I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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