By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
