So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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