we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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