if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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