i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
