the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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