I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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