Where are you?
In a non slutty way
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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