it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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