Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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