I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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