Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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