brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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