"it" just moved
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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