And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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