I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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