Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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