She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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