i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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