I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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