well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i love accidental penises.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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