Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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