i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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