I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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