bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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