it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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