Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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