That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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