A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda