I think i peed on brittanys purse
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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