I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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