You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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