He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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